The boys head to Spain and plunge into Benidorm Fest where they find a veritable cornucopia of delights. Flamenco, tributes to Rafaella Carrà, and giant breast-shaped globes. What’s not to love?

This week, the boys choose a Maltese Cherry. But wait? Who’s that on the phone? “Oh, hello Emma Muscat. What’s that? Can you change your song again unilaterally and completely undemocratically? Well, let’s see what the boys think, eh? Bye!” As this written dramatisation demonstrates, we’ve got a few things to sort out!

This week, the boys discuss all things Sanremo and the host nation of this year’s Eurovision. Strictly not a national final, the show that selects the song that ordinarily goes to the contest for Italy offered a veritable feast of gorgeous, well, Italianess! But what song has the Second Cherry team picked for our Italian friends this week?